Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Badvertising.

Ads are hard.

— David Ogilvy, probably.

I am sad to say that my intrusive thoughts have won.

Being a creative means having a lot of bad ideas. Ideas that should never see the light of day. Ideas so bad, they border on offensive. Normally, they'd be forgotten. Sent back to wherever ideas come from. But I got bored, and thought: “What if I just made these?”

And then I did.
I’m so sorry.